{{note|This story, which was originally posted on the Monolith Forums, was intended to be a parody of chain mail letter creepypastas. The heron mentioned in the story has since become a meme in the Creepypasta community.}}
HELLO I HAVE NO EYES
IF YOU DON'T COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 20 PLACES IN AN HOUR YOU WILL SUFFER MY CURSE
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND I WILL BE IN YOUR BED
I WILL HAVE A KNIFE.
THEN I WILL DISSAPEAR.
YOU WILL THEN HAVE MY SEVENTH DAY CURSE.
DAY ONE. WHILE YOU LIE ASLEEP, I WILL HIDE YOUR SOCKS THROUGHOUT YOUR HOUSE. WHEN YOU GO TO FIND THEM THEY WILL BE HIDDEN EVEN BETTER BY ME.
DAY TWO. ME AND THE HERON WILL GO INTO YOUR KITCHEN WHILE YOUR NOT IN YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE A REALLY BIG MESS OF YOUR POTS AND PANS AND UTENSILS.
DAY THREE. I WILL LEAVE ALL YOUR FOOD OUT AND IT WILL SPOIL AND YOU WILL BE HUNGRY OR PAY A LOT OF MONEY.
DAY FOUR. I WILL HIDE UNDER YOUR BED AND TRY TO TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES WHILE YOU TRY TO FALL ASLEEP. IF YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL WAKE YOU UP.
DAY FIVE. ME AND A HUNDRED GHOULISH, HORRIFFIC GHOSTS WILL FLY AROUND YOUR ROOM IN A MASSIVE VORTEX AND STEAL YOUR SOUL, SUBJECTING YOU TO UNENDING HORROR.
DAY SIX. I WILL JUMP OUT OF DOORWAYS AND SCARE YOU.
DAY SEVEN. I WILL HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A BOOK REALLY HARD.
OK HURRY GO COPY PASTE